Wendy
Wendy was born in 1945. My father was born in 1923. My dad was 67 when I was conceived. Dad died in 1979 from a car crash. Mum was left disabled. Mum died 10 years later from alcoholism. She had 1 cask of wine a day! Dad died on the spot at the car crash. I have 2 brothers and 1 sister from dad and I was from dad and off mum I have 2 other sisters and a brother. My sister from dad died in 2005. Debbie died in 2017. She was mum’s daughter. It's great, my kids are fantastic and my wife is my wife and she’s fine and dandy!
Lucky my immediate family are alive and ok to be able to go out and see the world the way we want to. We can have lots of holidays in our caravan and other places and enjoy life as much as we can!
I’d like to see Warrandyte south where all the gold is and invest my millions!
With my millions, I will use my interest to buy another block of land in sth Warrandyte and then build my own house with steel frames and mud bricks.
Lucky my immediate family are alive and ok to be able to go out and see the world the way we want to. We can have lots of holidays in our caravan and other places and enjoy life as much as we can!
I’d like to see Warrandyte south where all the gold is and invest my millions!
With my millions, I will use my interest to buy another block of land in sth Warrandyte and then build my own house with steel frames and mud bricks.
The cheapest way of making money
When I go to my local post office I mosey on in, I stand before the front desk and I say “money- I want to make money, and lots of it”.
Then I look on my laptop and look for the best way that I can invest my money. And what comes up is a maximiser saver- so I investigated and find out that it is worth 1.95% if I lock it in every day for 12 months without touching it.
And, I have estimated that because it is in rollover that my interest is earning interest, so I found that I might as well invest $4000. Over the past year I have made $4000 just by selling my books that I wrote.
I invested that $4000 for 12 months and I am hoping that I have got $250,000 back from the way that I have invested.
I am going to reinvest 50% of the interest that I have earnt over 12 months back with same senior masters investment, funds in court in trust, because my funds are earning a lot of money.
With the 50% that I haven’t reinvested, I am going to use that as my play money. With my play money I am going to buy a better gold detector and upgrade my bank account with the finances that I make off the previously invested interest, and I can also buy more stuff for myself and my family.
The thing that I want to buy the most with my money is a block of land. I want the block of land to be 50 acres with a river running through it so that I can find more gold, in South Warrandyte.
I hate clothes, and shoes, and the only reason I wear them is to protect the world- alias, the LAW.
Unfortunately some women are interested in clothes and shoes and that why this world is confused. If women weren’t interested in so many clothes and shoes there would be more children. Men don’t just love women for their clothes and shoes. We love women because they’re caring and resourceful. If they didn’t spend so much money on clothes and shoes they might be able to invest $4000, just like me.
Then I look on my laptop and look for the best way that I can invest my money. And what comes up is a maximiser saver- so I investigated and find out that it is worth 1.95% if I lock it in every day for 12 months without touching it.
And, I have estimated that because it is in rollover that my interest is earning interest, so I found that I might as well invest $4000. Over the past year I have made $4000 just by selling my books that I wrote.
I invested that $4000 for 12 months and I am hoping that I have got $250,000 back from the way that I have invested.
I am going to reinvest 50% of the interest that I have earnt over 12 months back with same senior masters investment, funds in court in trust, because my funds are earning a lot of money.
With the 50% that I haven’t reinvested, I am going to use that as my play money. With my play money I am going to buy a better gold detector and upgrade my bank account with the finances that I make off the previously invested interest, and I can also buy more stuff for myself and my family.
The thing that I want to buy the most with my money is a block of land. I want the block of land to be 50 acres with a river running through it so that I can find more gold, in South Warrandyte.
I hate clothes, and shoes, and the only reason I wear them is to protect the world- alias, the LAW.
Unfortunately some women are interested in clothes and shoes and that why this world is confused. If women weren’t interested in so many clothes and shoes there would be more children. Men don’t just love women for their clothes and shoes. We love women because they’re caring and resourceful. If they didn’t spend so much money on clothes and shoes they might be able to invest $4000, just like me.
Gold
Chapter 1
Once upon a time, there was a bloke called Junior, so he rang up his mate God and says “hey God, been a while since we talked!”, “We’ll, I’ve been just running about with Mr Cricket and Princess Elissa” says God. Junior and God are in the middle of Northern Territory, alias “Alice Springs”, where the sand is pretty dry.
Junior says “thanks to my gold detector, I’m getting lots of beeps out here, ehh!?”. “Yes, I know! I made the gold, silly!” God replies.
Princess Elissa and Mr Cricket waltz over and say “What do you want us guys to do eehh?” Junior looks out and says, “I reckon there’s probably a bit of colour under those rocks over there, hey?” “Hey Junior, do reckon we could borrow your gold detector, so we can find some coloured rocks?” “Yeah ok, make sure you clean it when you give it back!” Junior says.
Chapter 2
With all the gold Princess Elissa and Mr Cricket found, they take it to the miner’s den in Mitcham, Victoria. They get off the back of a kangaroo they caught express from Alice Springs (not a flying kangaroo Qantas).
David, behind the counter at the miners den, looks at the gold with a big smile on his face and says “I’ll give you $33,000 for all that gold!”. Princess Elissa and Mr Cricket says “Sounds pretty good, we’ll take it!” they walk out of the shop and jump on the back of the same kangaroo who was eating grass off the nature strip.
They are feeling hungry, so look up the road and see the local hotel. Their Kangaroo jumps into the car park, they hop off and walk into the hotel. The other cars in the car park are hovering around in the fresh air, as that is what happens these days in 2090.
Chapter 3
Princess Elissa and Mr Cricket quickly finish their soda pops and head back to the Kangaroo in the car park. As they go out into the car park, they see their pet Kangaroo “Speedy”, eating more grass. They get on his back and talk, ‘well we’ve sold our gold; we might as well go back to Alice Springs via Perth’.
As they head into Perth, they mosey on past the football ground and see the West Coast Eagles. As they look over the other side of the football ground, they see Richmond kicking the last goal of the final quarter to win by 66 points.
As Princess Elissa and Mr. Cricket waltz out of the football ground on the back of Speedy to head back home to Alice Springs, Mr. Cricket accidentally trips over a big, big, nugget of pure gold. He strikes his own head with his hand, “OH BUGGER, more bloody gold. Now we’ve got to go back down to Victoria to sell it at the miners den!”
Chapter 4
As they throw the nugget into the Aussie swag on the tail of Speedy the kangaroo, they head off, Speedy wiping his brow with his paw, because it is a stinking hot day.
“Oh Crikey, here we go doing all of this stuff again guys! If we find anymore gold, we’re gonna have to buy a Toyota four door to bring all of this gold back down to Melbourne to sell it, then drive back to Alice Springs”. And if we do that on a regular basis we are going to have to buy a block of land down here.
Princess Elissa says to Mr Cricket “Should we get Junior and God to maybe meet us in Brisbane, so we can find some gold up there?”.
Until we meet again.
Once upon a time, there was a bloke called Junior, so he rang up his mate God and says “hey God, been a while since we talked!”, “We’ll, I’ve been just running about with Mr Cricket and Princess Elissa” says God. Junior and God are in the middle of Northern Territory, alias “Alice Springs”, where the sand is pretty dry.
Junior says “thanks to my gold detector, I’m getting lots of beeps out here, ehh!?”. “Yes, I know! I made the gold, silly!” God replies.
Princess Elissa and Mr Cricket waltz over and say “What do you want us guys to do eehh?” Junior looks out and says, “I reckon there’s probably a bit of colour under those rocks over there, hey?” “Hey Junior, do reckon we could borrow your gold detector, so we can find some coloured rocks?” “Yeah ok, make sure you clean it when you give it back!” Junior says.
Chapter 2
With all the gold Princess Elissa and Mr Cricket found, they take it to the miner’s den in Mitcham, Victoria. They get off the back of a kangaroo they caught express from Alice Springs (not a flying kangaroo Qantas).
David, behind the counter at the miners den, looks at the gold with a big smile on his face and says “I’ll give you $33,000 for all that gold!”. Princess Elissa and Mr Cricket says “Sounds pretty good, we’ll take it!” they walk out of the shop and jump on the back of the same kangaroo who was eating grass off the nature strip.
They are feeling hungry, so look up the road and see the local hotel. Their Kangaroo jumps into the car park, they hop off and walk into the hotel. The other cars in the car park are hovering around in the fresh air, as that is what happens these days in 2090.
Chapter 3
Princess Elissa and Mr Cricket quickly finish their soda pops and head back to the Kangaroo in the car park. As they go out into the car park, they see their pet Kangaroo “Speedy”, eating more grass. They get on his back and talk, ‘well we’ve sold our gold; we might as well go back to Alice Springs via Perth’.
As they head into Perth, they mosey on past the football ground and see the West Coast Eagles. As they look over the other side of the football ground, they see Richmond kicking the last goal of the final quarter to win by 66 points.
As Princess Elissa and Mr. Cricket waltz out of the football ground on the back of Speedy to head back home to Alice Springs, Mr. Cricket accidentally trips over a big, big, nugget of pure gold. He strikes his own head with his hand, “OH BUGGER, more bloody gold. Now we’ve got to go back down to Victoria to sell it at the miners den!”
Chapter 4
As they throw the nugget into the Aussie swag on the tail of Speedy the kangaroo, they head off, Speedy wiping his brow with his paw, because it is a stinking hot day.
“Oh Crikey, here we go doing all of this stuff again guys! If we find anymore gold, we’re gonna have to buy a Toyota four door to bring all of this gold back down to Melbourne to sell it, then drive back to Alice Springs”. And if we do that on a regular basis we are going to have to buy a block of land down here.
Princess Elissa says to Mr Cricket “Should we get Junior and God to maybe meet us in Brisbane, so we can find some gold up there?”.
Until we meet again.
The Caravan
Way back in early years prior to covid 19, we didn’t have a big caravan like this. We have just bought a new caravan with a toilet and shower. It’s 22 foot long.
We are going on a holiday next Saturday in the new caravan. We are going to Kilcunda near Phillip Island. Our caravan has solar power too and an annexe.
On my holidays during the last 4 years, I have written books. The first one was called “Crickey” and there was another 3 books.
We are leaving our new caravan down there on site for a long time so we can have lots of holidays.
We are going on a holiday next Saturday in the new caravan. We are going to Kilcunda near Phillip Island. Our caravan has solar power too and an annexe.
On my holidays during the last 4 years, I have written books. The first one was called “Crickey” and there was another 3 books.
We are leaving our new caravan down there on site for a long time so we can have lots of holidays.
COVID 19
Covid 19 started in 2019. That is why it’s called Covid 19.
We could only go out to our local shops. We couldn’t go further than 5kms from home.
We had a toilet paper blitz because everyone was buying too much toilet paper to stock up. We could only buy 1 packet at a time.
Unfortunately, we had to put up with the kids home every single day! It was very annoying!
People had to work from home not in their offices.
All the cinemas, clubs, hotels and pubs were shut too.
We had to do all our things on a computer or phone. It was terrible, but that’s life!
We could only go out to our local shops. We couldn’t go further than 5kms from home.
We had a toilet paper blitz because everyone was buying too much toilet paper to stock up. We could only buy 1 packet at a time.
Unfortunately, we had to put up with the kids home every single day! It was very annoying!
People had to work from home not in their offices.
All the cinemas, clubs, hotels and pubs were shut too.
We had to do all our things on a computer or phone. It was terrible, but that’s life!
Pauls Story
As Derryn Hinch would say ‘that’s life,’ I am going to say ‘this is my life!’
When I was 18 months old I was adopted. The couple who adopted me were very nice. They looked after me till I went to school. Then they looked after me before school, after school and on weekends.
I played football and cricket but football was my favourite.
I was born in Richmond and so I was always a mad keen Richmond supporter. My parents took me to watch the football when I was young. It only cost 50c for an adult and 5c for a child.
I started work when I was a teenager making gates and I then became a cabinet maker. I had been a cabinet maker for a few years before my car crash.
I was hitchhiking and there were 4 of us in the car. I was the only survivor and I was also the only person not wearing a seatbelt.
Then, 12 years after that, I got married to the most beautiful and wonderful woman in the whole galaxy! We then had 2 boys. So far we have paid over $120,000 for High school. Our boys played footy and cricket like me. They are now 19 and 17 years old. The 17 year old wants to be a Supreme court Judge and my eldest just wants a job that he doesn’t have to work at all and just gets paid for doing nothing!
We have bought a 2 year old caravan and I took it down to Kilcunda and installed it at Ocean View caravan park so now we can go there quite frequently for holidays or to get out of lockdown!
When I was 18 months old I was adopted. The couple who adopted me were very nice. They looked after me till I went to school. Then they looked after me before school, after school and on weekends.
I played football and cricket but football was my favourite.
I was born in Richmond and so I was always a mad keen Richmond supporter. My parents took me to watch the football when I was young. It only cost 50c for an adult and 5c for a child.
I started work when I was a teenager making gates and I then became a cabinet maker. I had been a cabinet maker for a few years before my car crash.
I was hitchhiking and there were 4 of us in the car. I was the only survivor and I was also the only person not wearing a seatbelt.
Then, 12 years after that, I got married to the most beautiful and wonderful woman in the whole galaxy! We then had 2 boys. So far we have paid over $120,000 for High school. Our boys played footy and cricket like me. They are now 19 and 17 years old. The 17 year old wants to be a Supreme court Judge and my eldest just wants a job that he doesn’t have to work at all and just gets paid for doing nothing!
We have bought a 2 year old caravan and I took it down to Kilcunda and installed it at Ocean View caravan park so now we can go there quite frequently for holidays or to get out of lockdown!